Monday, April 23, 2007

It's Really Going to Happen

Dear goodness I think it's really gonna happen. Argh!!! We're coming to the end of semester and I was thinking I'm safe I'm going to get through basic drawing without drawing a nude model, Yippee! My friend who is in Interior Design with me said when she took basic drawing they had a nude model everyday. My response, eeww, gross. Horrors, seriously. Today was the first day we started discussing the human body. I start counting how many more classes we have to figure out if it is humanly (no pun intended) possible to get to where we would need a nude model. As I'm doing the calculation Ms. Goody-Two-Shoes pipes in how cool it would be to draw one, has she lost her mind? There is no way I can do this with a straight face, are you kidding me? I barely got through the reproductive chapter in Biology class in high school and I'm pretty sure I haven't matured much since then. Seriously, when we were drawing the human figure today and the teacher mentions the wrist lines up with the crotch, I like to have fallen out of my chair I thought it was sooo funny. Crotch is only a word imagine a nekid (some may spell this as naked) person that I have to look at and draw. We all know the people that volunteer to be nekid (naked) in public are not good nekid (or naked). This just goes without saying. Good Grief!!!

6 comments:

MikeW said...

this post is useless without pictures.
just sayin'

ironmaggie said...

hilarious! but you managed to do fine marking hot tri dudes! maybe you should have marked their cute butts so you can practice keeping a straight face. ;-0

Katie said...

Yes, if some people knew how to read they would have noticed this hasn't happened yet, but it's going to happen.

Wiley- if you want to send nude photos of yourself I'm happy to post them. Just sayin.'

MikeW said...

check your email!

Faithful Soles said...

I was drawing a nude model in a class once... Until I found out it was one of the cleaning ladies and I had stumbled into the custodian closet and sat down by mistake in a spare chair.

Lulu said...

Can you ever bring a guest to class? Because I need to practice up on my drawing skills I think :)