Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Just Because...

just thought i would revisit this post;-)

Ostrich


I really don't know what title I should use for this post...Ostrich was so kind to throw a party at his place for NYE but I've got an unfortunate "party favor," no it's not some strange cootie- get your heads out of the gutter.

I stopped by Ostrich's house around 10:30 or so after I had been at a party that was hosted in a parking lot, this totally brings back memories of NYE in high school. The downfall this evening is it was in the 30's a little chilly for my blood. Get to The Shire and there is tasty guacomole dip- yummy, and tons of other little foodie items. As the evening progresses Ostrich keeps pulling things out of the oven. The last thing was a spinach & artichoke dip. I was stoked, grab my little sourdough bread scoop and dig in. Let me preface that I'm standing by some people that don't know me very well, God Bless Them and there are tons of other people I just don't know at all. Bite into my bread thingy this dip is so effin' hot and what happens the dip super glues to the roof of my mouth. The curse words running through my head are frightening. I can't get it unstuck at all. I turn towards the kitchen another wad of people i don't know. I'm now facing the wall as my eyes well up with tear. Dear God It Won't get off the roof. I'm freaking out & if my mouth weren't full of food I would scream bloody murder. Finally I find a way to un-stick this f*n dip from my mouth and a blister immediately forms. GRODY!!! Who gets a blister on the roof of their mouth????

It's now Wednesday and putting anything remotely warm in my mouth still burns like heck...this may be a 2nd degree burn for all I know. I know one thing for sure I'm not standing near the food table at parties anymore. It still hurts to eat, more importantly it really hurts when i try to drink my coffee...

Thanks Ostrich, Really!!!

10 comments:

MikeW said...

I don't care who you are, that's some funny sh*t, right there!
LMAO!!!

MikeW said...

I mean, I'm sorry, and I do feel sorry for what happenned to you, but the story, the way you told it was funny.

Kenny said...

That thoundth like it hurth. I'm thorry thith happened to thuth a nithe perthon.

Erin said...

oh, katie, i SO wish i had seen that!!!

Mike said...

Damn. Sorry about that Katie. I think it was some good dip though. Too bad you effed knowing that.

Maybe next time I could let it cool.

Tiffany said...

Yall and your artichokes... you burning your mouth, Non-Ostrich Mike trying to catch his place on fire.

For real- that sounds pretty damn painful. Get well soon! Perhaps beer would help? Or b-b-b-bourbon?

Katie said...

Kenny- I may catch mayor McMouse and drop him off at your house...i do know where you live.

Erin- you missed it by about 5 min.

Tiff- you're brilliant i didn't even notice the artichoke theme...

i just ate a bowl of cereal with my head tilted to the right to keep it from going to the ultra sore left side of mouth!!!

Joey said...

Katie - that totally sucks. But it was funny because it didn't happen to me. By the way, any burn which produces a blister is, by definition, a 2nd degree burn. Any burn which produces nerve damage is a 3rd degree burn. Everything else is just a pansy 1st degree burn.

Buzz said...

Or if it burns when you pee, it's called the clap.

Katie said...

Well, atleast I have clarification...don't have the clap, quite possible that it's the 3rd/2nd degree, no pansy here baby!!